That's right!  The secret is now out!  I'm really a McTroll.  Please read my garbage below:

"You Obamabots need to get a life.  I know you're so enamored with "The One," but you have to get accept that your messiah, is just another politician.  He's a flippity-floppity flip flopper, and we told you so!"

"You sound like another PUMA/McTroll/Delusional idiot who can't get past the primary wars.  Even if you make valid points, I won't listen to them, since Hilary LOST!  Get it!"

Thank you for your time.

/snark

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Damn!  Everyone's in a fighting mood today!

In the interests of blowing off a little steam, I've decided to create an open thread, where everyone can go at each other.

Here are the rules:

1.  No HRs or TRs in this diary.  None!

2.  Punishments shall be:
          A) For a TR worthy offense, the offender shall be sentenced to either Texas, or New Jersey, depending on your geographic location, (this will be administered by replying to the offender's comment).
          B) For an HR worthy offense, the user will be subsequently referred to as a "Dick Cheney" for the rest of the diary.

3.  Nobody talks about fight club!

One of my little joys every morning, is my coffee.  It's not an ordinary coffee, since it comes with a few extras.

On a typical morning, on the way to picking up my daughter, I'll head out to my favorite little coffee shack.  It's one of those little independent deals, and it's owned and operated by a great little couple.  Margi runs the show and also her husband, Darwin.

Margi is the prototype.  She is a slightly heavyset woman, (of a certain age), (and a certain unnaturally bluish hair color), who possesses an indelible personality.  She reminds me of a lunch counter waitress from the late 50's.

While many people continue to bash this Great Country of ours, a massive tragedy is taking place...right under our noses!

That's right.  I'm talking about the gathering threat of Foreign Oxygen!

While American trees and American Phytoplankton are working hard to make American Oxygen, the damn stuff is literally being allowed to float away!  It's going to China...It's going to Europe, and we are getting nothing in return! (Well, China does send us lots of plastic stuff).

For that reason, I am starting a petition drive to highlight this gathering threat to our Politicians in Washington.  Please print out the petition below, and pass it to friends, family, and coworkers...so that they also can be made aware of this National Tragedy.

I would like to withdraw the comments that I made in the original diary below.

Unfortunately, it turns out that I am NOT due any apologies.  One of the intrepid users of this site has sent me documented proof that I'm an Asshat!  (I didn't know that the National Bureau of Standards made certificates for that, but they apparently do).

Again, I apologize if I have offended anyone.  I am, of course, withdrawing my name for consideration as VP.

Where's My Apology, Dammit!

I don't know why I continue to come here, since everyone has gone insane and are completely unable to see things my way.  I have poured my heart out to some of you, over my last two diaries...and all I've gotten back...is scorn.

I demand an apology!

And here is why:

For those of you who saw my diary from yesterday, the whole Ruler of the World thing didn't quite work out.  It turns out that absolutely no one took me seriously.  After an extensive period of deep meditation, self-reflection, and two Red Bulls, I have come to the conclusion that I was shooting too high.

I have examined my goals, (both personal and professional), as well as the state of my rather stagnant career, and I have decided that the Vice Presidency of the United States would be a good move for me.  As of today, I am officially announcing my candidacy for Vice President.  Apparently there is no paperwork to fill out, so this should work in my favor, since I don't like forms.